Nigger in the woodpile

someone who is going behind ones back to gain employment for another individual even though all parties involved seem to be friends

friend 1-"i think bill is going to lose his job anyway...so why not let me get joe hired on?"
friend 2-"if bill finds out that you got joe that job...he'll know you're the nigger in the woodpile for sure!!"

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ass like a housecat

a woman with a small backside....so small in fact that at first glance it may seem almost housecattish upon first inspection

Rob:"man that girl has a tiny behind!!"
Brad:"hell yea that bitch has an ass like a housecat!!"

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