She-Crane

A mythical creature who resides in the mean streets of Camden, NJ. She is a wild beast whose only weakness is the irresistible charm of Crane. She enjoys long walks on the beach and getting craned hard at the movies. The She-Crane is wicked cool and is the steeziest of all mythical creatures known to man.

The She-Crane wanted Crane wicked bad when she saw his 4.0 GPA.