Pansexual

A made up sexuality coined by Tumblr freaks who thinks there are more than two genders.

Ash: Omg!!!!!~~ I'm pansexual :3
Logan: No Ash, you're bisexual.
Ash: No, bisexual is when you're attracted to TWO genders. I'm attracted to all :)
Logan: Nah. There's no science to back up that claim. Reread your "facts" that you got from Google please.
Also Logan: And hey, before you bring this up, gender is not a spectrum. Don't even dare to bring up the intersex argument.

Ash: ...
Also Ash: *rethinks ze/xir/kooky-wooky's life* ...
Also Ash 2: What has my life come to??!

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Pansexual

A fictional sexuality made by Tumblr freaks who think there are more than two genders.

Ash: Hi! I'm pansexual.
Logan: ...so, you're attracted to pans?
Ash: No, I love everyone regardless of sex, gender, gender identity, etc. ! :3
Logan: So, you're bi?
Ash: No, pan and bi are different.
Logan: How so?
Ash: Pansexuals are sexually attracted to nb people, genderqueer, genderfluids, men, women, trans men/women, intrrsex, etc. ! :3
Logan: ...
Also Logan: There's only two genders.
Ash: NO !!! THERE'S 5748+ GENDERS
Logan: How so??
Ash: Well, some people don't fit into the gender binary because they don't like gender roles.
Logan: That does not mean there is an infinite number of genders...
Ash: Yes it does!
Logan: Nah, not even close.
Also Logan: According to evolution, that's false.

Ash: No. According to Tumble, that's correct !! :3
Logan: Tumblr?? That's not a reliable source.
Ash: Ofc it is !!
Logan: How ??
Ash: Because Tumblr is always right !!
Logan: ...... *facepalm* Lord help us..

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