White Dame

Much like a White Knight, a White Dame is the female version. Essentially any woman on social media that protects any boys that cop any sort of criticism would be considered a White Dame. This is evidently shown on apps such as TikTok where women will make a video about things such as "women don't care about size or your height" or other bullshit criteria that everyone knows women actually care about. They will also incorporated male terminology such as "Saturdays are for the boys" or "Tits out for the boys" and change the word "boy" to "girl". This again can also show the lack of humor women have. Just in case one of you retarded "there are 76 genders" ass niggers reading this and you do this shit and gotta pussy, you be a White Dame.

Stephanie: Omg this guy is perfect but he's only 5'6 I can't date someone shorter than me.

Jessica: That's not nice. You should love him for his personality and not care about his height.

Stephanie: Shut the actual fuck up Jessica, you White Dame!

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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.

Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching