black mackenzie

A big bitch named mackenzie. She’s half black and half white, so basically brown. She’s fat and ugly, but can clean up nice sometimes. She has about 6 friends but only hangs out with about 4 of them. Mackenzie has severe depression and anxiety, but doesn’t try to get medical help because she’s too scared. She constantly gets interrupted or just not even listened to in general, but when she does talk she talks really loud on accident and then she gets embarrassed. Mackenzie cares about other people more than herself sometimes because she wants to make others feel the way she does not. She also is getting a pet cat for her birthday this year.

“Do you know black mackenzie? She’s so ugly and sad haha!!”

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fatcident

An accident or injury that would have not normally occurred if you were not so fat.

Threw out my back brushing my teeth, fatcident. Broke the lawn chair when I sat in it, fatcident.

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National Fuck Festival

A 3 day event to have sex all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.

lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a "ride" if u know what i mean
Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid
Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station

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