shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.

"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."

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Pizza Show

The event in which a hot girl orders a pizza and shows up at the door naked, thus giving a pizza show, and making for a very happy delivery guy.

Joe was bragging at work today about his pizza show he got on a delivery last night.

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