Dirty Jerz

The act of pleasuring someone via licking his/her nostril in a circular motion with varying degrees of nostril depth.

Etymology: Originated from the Greek "Nostril Job," evolved into "NJ" during the Medieval Period. In Modern times has become "The New Jersey" in formal settings, but typically referred to as "The Dirty Jerz" outside of aristocratic families.

Did you see Becky? She was giving that guy a dirty jerz in public!

or

Mom: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Son: Oh yeah! I can even give myself the dirty jerz!
Mom: Go to your room.

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