Mordy

A Jewish male. Taurus, most of the time. Calm. Quiet. Collected. Doesn't like to cause a scene. Biiigggg sport fan. I mean, who isn't?

"Yo, let's go toke with Mordy!"

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Ari

a guy that is typically known as the community douche nozzle, wears gay ass bow ties, usually a gay ass color, and occasionally eats from the toilet to preserve money. He has a lousy personality, and is often mistaken for an elephant, not because he's fat, but because he walks around with a gray cloud following over his head constantly. I giant elephant-like cloud. He most likely shaves his legs, and sings from his belly button.

"holy shit man, my belly button just made sounds!
"nah man, it's just trying to Ari"

"Ari you need to change your gayass bow tie"
"no"

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