twitter thirsty

A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.

Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?

Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.

Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!

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Phonetiphile

A person who loves the way certain words sound.

I just love the way pentoxifylline sounds when you say it.

Yea that’s cause you’re a phonetiphile.

Gimg

A common acronym for Get In My Guts. Used by thirsty white women who want to get plowed by a large cock.

Hey Becky did you see that picture of Ben Simmons on Twitter?
Yea I wish he'd gimg.