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the act of performing oral sex on a woman then burping into her vagina causing her to queef.
last night i was with tina that girl was like gimme the boston blow pop.
6π 1π
When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
The act of having secret or discreet sex while in the presence of another person or persons. The cuddy fuck is silent and the movement should be hard to notice.
Last night my roommate Cuddy Fucked his girlfriend while i was in the room. I thought they were taking a nap but it turns out they were fucking really quietly.
A girl who is a master at giving blue balls.
She was rubbing up against my junk all night but she didnt want to fuck.. god damn Blue Bowler
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Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.
What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD
The act of being the least drunk one of your friends and because of this, you become the default chaperone.
We went to a party last night and everyone got hammered right away. My fat ass didnt get drunk that quick and i had to become the drunkerone for the night.
The act of inserting anal beads into your partner's rectal cavity and getting into a pool or some body of water. The partner without the anal beads inside them then holds on the beads and 'tugboats' the person around the body of water by wading through the water.
She said she wanted to try something new, so i suggested the Tijuana Tugboat. It was pretty fun but the pool got gross.