Bike Nazi

Someone who spends all of their day-job money on a shiny fixed-gear and looks down their nose at 'inferior' bicycles, especially anything comfortable and/or with a basket attached. Most likely to be found in dense urban areas, but also foray into the suburbs from time to time.

Cyclist biking to work: (nod and smile)

Bike nazi: (stares straight ahead) Fucking Freds.

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