snoiu

a niose that manda makes wen she starts her period

snoiu im on!

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macarena dump

ever wondered how people manage to make whippy turds? its because they do the macarena in mid shit so it whips!
bling! see dump

wo man im doing the macarena whilst shitting! o wow ive whipped it good and proper!

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Balloons

A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.

Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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calculus

Some abstract form of arithmetic.

I'm in calculus.

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Pazzan

Pazzan is not derogatory term. Pazzan is the term used for a being on a higher level. Pazzan can only be achieved through a lifetime of dedication, meditation...... in the moutains. There can be only One.

Person 1: I have spent many a morning praying to Pazzan himself to bless me with the powers of the Pazzan. However, I have only managed to attain the level of Dude. My friend, I don't think I will ever be able to reach that ultimate level of Pazzan. Pazzan will be so disappointed in me :-(
Person 2: Oh.....

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ghady

Ghady is an very ancient Arabic term rthat translates to “my future”. Naming someone Ghady will gift him the power of mastering his own future.

According to many ancient parchements, Ghadys are often very smart, cute, and trustworthy. It is often said that Ghadys could also have a special ability to feel and express beauty all around them.

Hey it’s my “Ghady” you’re talking about!
You’re “Ghady”

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bosty

chavs use this to say "this is very amusing/ delightable/ exsquisite/ great etc but instead use it to shit on the English language with e.g.

wo mate, fuckin.......er.......fuckin bosty as owt that is mate! fuckin........i wannit dickead that there is sum bosty as fuck shit!

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