Champosaurus

The champ who is above all champs.

The pinnacle of champdom.

The champiest champ.

Koob is a Champosaurus.

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Gay Wednesday

That one special day of the week where you act a little bit gayer than any other day.

Dude I'm so super excited for Gay Wednesday.

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Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

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Carnimal

An animal that can be found at a carnival.

(Carnival + Animal = Carnimal)

The carnimal ate its own poo.

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Boner City

1. A feeling so great that it is like having multiple erections at the same time.

2. A synonym for sausagefest.

3. A synonym for awesome.

Examples:

1. That BJ was sick, it was fucking Boner City last night.

2. There's no girls at this party, it's fucking Bone City in here.

3. Damn those bitches are hot, fucking Boner City

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Koobface

A Facebook worm.

An insult to anyone named "Koob"

I just got fucked over by koobface.

Fuck you koob, ya koobfaced fuck.

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The Fecta

A type of blow/hand job involving both hands and the mouth.

Short for "The Trifecta."

I heard he got another one of the fectas last night.

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