queefshart

when a puthay queefs and simultaneously the person sharts themselves. not fun.

“yo dude, when i was having sex with linda, she TOTALLY queefsharted...it stank.”

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”