razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

Promise

It is a pinky-swear that one makes in one's heart, but often unravels.

Siera: I promise to not make fun of you if you tell me the truth.

Siera's Friend: Okay, the truth is that I've given blowjobs to over 100 guys.

Siera: Really?!? You are such a skank.

(Siera's Friend shakes head)

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