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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.

She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min

by billybaru September 14, 2022


The Charleston

when an overgrown trap away chokes you out with his croakies takes a shit on your head and makes you pay for an Uber home

Hey Sarah how’s everything go last night with Bill?

……… well…he gave me the Charleston. not sure I will be calling him back…

by billybaru September 14, 2022


The Charleston

Where an overgrown frat boy chokes you out with his croakies and then takes a shit on your head….. and then asks you to pay for your own Uber home.

Sara how did it go with Bill last night ? It Went great until he gave me the Charleston….

Are you going to go out with him again?

Depends if he calls me in the next three days….

by billybaru September 14, 2022


The Charleston

Where an overgrown frat boy chokes you out with his croakies and then takes a shit on your head….. and then asks you to pay for your own Uber home.

Sara how did it go with Bill last night ? It Went great until he gave me the Charleston….

Are you going to go out with him again?

Depends if he calls me in the next three days….

by billybaru September 14, 2022