Catfish Cunt

A cunt that smells like a catfish or gurgles like a catfish out of water.

Dave: I was eating Nancy's cunt last night, and she queefed! It sounded like gurgling and also smelt!

Jeff: Sounds like catfish cunt. Better rinse your mouth out. Here's some scope.

Dave: Thanks, Buddy.

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Wallet Rape

Being forced to hand over money to your bitch to avoid the consequences

Dave: I got wallet raped last nite!

John: She threated not to give you head?

Dave: No, this time she refused to do the laundry unless I gave her a fifty

John: That sucks. What a rapist!

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