Skits

Used in place of "something that's pretty crazy", but you want to give it an extra level of mentally sick as fuck. The scenario may just be so ridiculous that typical vocab won't do it justice.

Friend 1: My friend got jumped yesterday, smacked in the face with a bamboo stick, robbed, and beaten.

Friend 2: Thats fuckin skits man

Pretard

Word you can call an unborn baby that you just know is gonna mad retarded. Could be due to genetic illness or crazy moms. This word can also be used as an insult to signify an extreme level of retardedness.

: Did you seriously see Mary at the bar last night? I thought she was 7 months pregnant??

: Yeah, man, she was pounding shots too, shawdy definitely got a lil pretard growing in there.
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Yo Jack you're a fucking pretard