Reddit Karma

The measure of how much of a loser you are.

Person: You probably want to avoid that guy, he's a LOSER.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person: Because he has 200k Reddit Karma.

First Buzz Syndrome

When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.

Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?

Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome