In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
Cosby drugged you or Cosby didn't drug you. Either way your ass hurts and your underwear are on backward for some reason.
or
Cosby will absolutely drug you...
Don't accept that drink man... that man has the Cosby tautology in his eyes.