Polish handjob

The act of taking both hands and shoving them into a loved one's mouth, spreading said loved one's mouth open, followed immediatly by headbutting their helpless face.

Last night after giving Ben a rusty trombone, Cristen totally got a polish handjob

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Poopbookin

The act of social networking (primarily Facebook) while shitting.

Man, I was so bored at work the other day that I not only took a paid shit vaction. There I was poopbookin for like 30 min.