A terrifying place where only the strongest survive. An area where even Hurricane Ian knew what was best for it and took a sharp turn. Those who dwell in Ohio are bound to be ultra-hostile and mutated. Ohio is an area where you experience the most devious of events, such as weather. Even the supernatural (wendigo, skinwalkers) steer clear of it because the Ohioans are the supernaturals there.
A poor soul: "OH MY GOD PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME"
Ohioan: "NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO. NOW WE IN OHIO, SWAG LIKE OHIO"
A poor soul: "PLEASE HELP ME"