chrissy breslin is a vampire

1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.

2.) A girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.

3.) Thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.

4.) A severely blonde girl

5.) Creepily obsessed with twilight. Mainly, Jacob..stalker..what?

Chrissy Breslin is a vampire! The end! kind of looks like edward cullen!

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