Old Dutch

A group sexual move originally developed by three Dutch-Canadian engineers in the 1980's, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in Canada. To preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third participant (always a female), squirts vaginal fluid onto both of them.

The man or woman receiving anal sex then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three participants slam their genitals (or breasts for women) onto each other.

It remains a popular sexual past-time among Canadian engineering students.

Spencer's such a pimp, he picked up two sluts from our math class and made them do an old dutch. He really reeks today though.

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Alabama Latte

Another, more recent introduction to the ever popular "Alabama" line of beverages. To make it, a person (usually a woman) expels diarrhea, and then adds an equal amount of her own breast milk to the mixture, and blends until smooth. It is generally more tolerable to drink than the hot chocolate or iced tea of the "Alabama" variety (due to the addition of breast milk).

I was unable to properly enjoy that Alabama Hot Chocolate, this Alabama Latte is definitely more my taste.

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