Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.

“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!

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Snorkel

A type of blowjob where the guy pinches the nose of the girl sucking his dick as she sucks, causing her to make gurgle and snorkel sounds.

Timmy gave Jane a good snorkel
Nancy received a good snorkel from Bill as she sucked his dick