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When one says something meaningless, with the intent of sounding wise or wistful
I got high as fuck last night and made a few Jaiden Smithisms
The type of camel that tries to fit stuff in overhead compartments on planes that obviously wonΓ’ΒΒt fit
Bro my boy Darius has this camel who tried to bring a whole ass couch cushion onto a plane. What a mfing cramel
When you fill a water gun with cum (yours or someone else's)
Sasha wouldn't give me that dome so a hit her with a sticky blicky
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When you put hot sauce in your urethra and then bust a nut. Shortened version of "Burning nut"
Me and Sasha were getting horny while eating Indian food, so she gave me a burnut
Useless Acronym User: Someone who uses acronyms when they are not needed, either because of context or because you could just say the full words
Larry from work texted me a meme from 2012 with the caption LMFAO. That guy is such a UAU!
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Shaking your dick to remove remaining droplets of fluid
I just went to the bathroom, but there was still piss on my dick after I went, so I had to fin flap to get it off
When someone is perfect in every way but they have a disgusting kink
John Hamm is so hot, it just sucks that he won't fuck me unless I eat his shit! He's such a butterkink