lmao

you are most likely not laughing your ass off but this phrase is usually used in awkward situations and or for sarcasm or to express something funny

"lmao...my mom's picking me up, bye."
"lmao your so funny i cant even live hahhaahahhahaahhhh"
"lmao, thats some real shit, im deaddd"

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fUCKKK

your most definitely going to say this when you get fucked for the first tiime

"FUCKKK MARTIN, THAT FEELS SOOO GOOD AAAAH"

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soap

a material that is used for washing your hands, body, or basically anything.

"mom we need to buy more soap, the neighbor broke in and stole ours"

"what on earth and i will"

Boobs

round sphere like things that are placed on a females chest, a small version of heaven.

"Yo, Illena's boobs are the only thing keeping me alive, they are heaven!"

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litter

To throw trash on public or open property; A VERY BAD thing to do, we do it anyways but the 4th grade lesson on it still haunts us.

"Chad and I are going to litter the middle school down the road, wanna come?"

"yeah, let me get my shoes"

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urbandictionary

a sad platform where everything is sexualized, 11 year olds think its swagg, this is the reason you have trust issues, where broke middle school drop outs hang out.

"i was up all night writing urbandictionary definitions! im like literally so swagg B)"

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only pain

pain, and pain only

i.e. my life

"my cumsock got lost and im scared my mom will find it"

"only pain sorry man"