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A skinny Muslim who is kind to everyone she meets but if she doesn't like you she might look at you like you're a Baltimore crackhead. She's really pretty but can be scary when she's mad. Maryams are hard to find so when you find one keep her in your life forever. She is in love with Malachi but will probably cheat on him with a kpop member. She acts as if she does crack. She is not holy but acts like she is. Talks about her poop schedule which is TMI
Who's the new girl?
Oh that's Maryam. She's the nicest person you'll ever meet.
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An annoying short white boy who says the N-word when he knows he's not supposed to and will say irrelevant things. Every time he curses you will cringe because it's not so often you hear 6-year-olds saying naughty words. He plays Minecraft all the time and does other white people things yet tries to talk and act black. He's disrespectful and is probably 3'7. Hanging with Jaleb is social suicide.
Where is Jaleb?
I'm down here!
I don't see him. We should leave.
NIGGA I SAID I'M RIGHT HERE
Jaleb is an irrelevant short white boy. He thinks he's black and that the black people consider him one of them but news flash, they don't. He can't even bag Nadya because she can't see him. She doesn't want to strain her neck looking down so she ignores him completely. He is a racist and says the N-word when he shouldn't. He doesn't have friends. He says white words like shat and pal. He's very rude and thinks he's cool but he isn't.
Jaleb is so annoying. Don't be like him.
Who's Jaleb??
Exactly.
A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.
Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
An average height insensitive black kid who will roast the crap out of you and not care how you feel. He is very smart though and is good at debating but don't trust him too much. He could use your problems and secrets against you at any time and he will. He is a trustworthy person though. Can't cook but claims he can. Is not funny but claims he is.
Who is that kid who keeps roasting everybody?
Omg, that is Malachi. Stay away from him.
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