Hepatitis

A large, fake snail made by two teenage girls on a Sunday afternoon. A Hepatitis is often found to have green lips and a body made out of sweatpants and a cardboard box. He is the product of extreme boredom, PMS, and Trader-Joes brand coffee-flavored Oreos.

Oh my god!!! Girly, Hepatitis is in my yard eating all of my grass!