Shucho Bitchassup

When someone is being a real hoe and sayin some stupid ass shit, this is what u tell em

© Chunga 2017

Ya mcm: "I don't like animals, dogs disgust me"

Me: "SHUCHO BITCHASSUP"

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Douche Plug

The one plug that takes up five thousand slots on your surge protector

"Is there a slot on your surge protector where I can plug my phone in?"
"Sorry, there's one douche plug that takes up all of the fucking slots"

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