Norridgewock

A small town--with only one traffic light--located in Central Maine.

A town where the most exciting thing that happens is creeping out your window at someone who got pulled over by the police.

Guy 1: Dude, let's hang out in Norridgewock tonight!
Guy 2: But nothing ever happens there!
Guy 1: Maybe we'll see someone get stopped by the popo!

college

A waste of time and money.

Guy 1: Hey, man stop playing video games; they're college.
Guy 2: I know...

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closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.

I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.

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