Bro Country

A genre of alleged music whose self-proclaimed artists possess an unhealthy, felonious obsession with drunkenness, having sex with underage girls and pretending to be real men whilst driving fancy pickup trucks often identified by being 4x4's pointlessly and hilariously lifted on low-profiles and sporting all manner of cultist propaganda alongside faux-patriotic sentiment.

"Is that Bro Country playing? Nice truck! Is that shade of Amber Alert factory or aftermarket? Oh, the toolbox is just storage for piss ale, Fireball and underage girls' shattered dreams? Perfect, and I love how the "Let's Go, Brandon!" stickers, Jesus fish and truck nuts attempt to distract from the fact you're a raging pedophile!"

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