metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

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ZZ Top

UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.

...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.

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B'jesus

Irish term, to be startled.

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.

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europhobic

Unreasoning and ill informed hatred of anything pertaining to europe.

It seams like 80% of the posters at urban dictionary are yankee europhobes.

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pixie

Small maelevelent house elf. Originally from the cornish folk law creature Piskie. Now a feral creature in most houses occupied by stoners. They like to 'borrow' vital stuff like fag papers (thats the English fag, ie cigarete and ain't intended to be homophobic). At times when you most need them and return the said items when you don't.

Your turn to skin up pal.

I would if I could but the pixies have knicked my rizlers.

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zyder

The correct pronounciation of cider, a potent aloholic brew much loved by wurzels, crusty's, and school kids

Oi drank up me zyder and was as pissed as a newt.

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peese pudding

A traditional english delecacy. Chick peas boiled into a semi solid salty paste. Normally served with Jellied Eels and Steak Pie.

All visitors to London should eat pie mash and peese in an east end pie and mash shop.

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