You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

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Palaziol'd

To be lied to or stolen from when you least expect it.

Jerry: Hey have you seen my wallet?
Kramer: No man, but George was here earlier maybe he took it?
Jerry: Noooo. George is my mate. He wouldnt do that.
(George walks in)
George: Hey guys!
Jerry: Is that my wallet in your pocket!?
Kramer: Duuuuude, you just got Palaziol'd
(Jerry and Kramer bash the fuck out of George)