mootface

some chik who is so ugly, she looks like she has a vagina on her face

1. "Oi Alicia you mootface!"

2. "Hey Jackie.. Are we fucking, or is that just your mootface"

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crumblephilia

the act of engaging in sexual relations with crumbling objects.

"Alicia! Stop having crumblephilia with that cookie!"