Alex

alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .

me: omg, i really miss Alex
my friend: no you don’t. he’s straight with a girlfriend. move on.