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A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.
Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!
21π 11π
When a man marries a woman or dates a woman but is deep down gay inside.
When a married or committed straight guy is under suspicion.
My husband allows his friends to slap his ass, I think he is turning Rock Hudson on me.
37π 9π
the act of orally pleasuring a woman, by sticking your tongue in and out of her hole.
Hey, baby, how about some Tongue Fu Twa?
9π 15π
A super long pinkie nail. Derived from the term used by druggies to sniff coke.
Hey....I just broke my coke nail...I was really liking it too.
714π 271π
same as Flapjacks, the sack left behind dangling in between your dogs legs, after he is neutered
OMG The Dog looks like he has a Chicken Patty flapping around between his legs!
9π 8π
A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.
12π 36π
the stain that is left behind on your black jeans after a naked girl sits on your lap.
Aughhh get her off me, she's cookie staining my pants!
12π 4π