man web

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.

Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.

Tally Torpedo

This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.

I was giving Tally a rimmer yesterday and she Tally Torpedoed me again.

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