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Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014


torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg June 06, 2005


Torpedo

A fast moving dick that fucks vigorously.

Kiersten bent over the sink so Chad could Torpedo her pussy and anus then he gave her a massive creampie and cum facial!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2016


torpedo

Incarceration Term-
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.

Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006


Torpedo

When a Man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)

yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. Now my dicks real fucked.

by Blake Nowak June 07, 2007


torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 28, 2003


Torpedo

The Fatest J you've ever seen.

That Torpedo fucked us up.

by DJ FOURWAY June 12, 2006