9k account

Type of Instagram shitposter (or Twitter but mostly popular on IG). Closely related to Groyper accounts. 9k’s are a denomination meant to be more esoteric and therefore less noticeable to the banhammer of Zuck. Many Groyper accounts get purged as soon as an Instagram janny notices their telltale fat fucking frog pfp and name like “____groyper” or some other retarded spelling like “qroyp” or “qroyb”. Some 9k accounts will use Groyper pfps and others will use different types, 9k accounts take pride in their original characters and will often incorporate them into their OC. Furthermore, many 9k accounts are not as extreme as the real groypers, but this is not always the case. A good number of 9k accounts have never even watched people like Fuentes and barely get involved with politics. Instead LARPing or ranting about esoteric autist shit that nobody else in the world cares about, or simply making art for their frens.

Autistic frog 1: “Hey brother. You checked out Potato9k’s new post?”

Autistic frog 2: “oh shit, his account is gone… qan’t believe this traqedy…. Stupid fucking nigger shouldn’t have used such an obvious Groyper styled pfp.”

Autistic frog 1: “yeah… well Rhodesia9k is still up”

Autistic frog 2: “fuck that bro, that guy is a fucking cringe troglodyte… I honestly don’t want to engage with another 9k account”

Autistic frog 1: “agreed… let’s go masturbate in tandem to pictures of Nick Fuentes”

Autistic frog 2: “On my way!”

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Punished Goy

An obese Malaysian college student, real name Adam. He studies e-commerce in Kuala Lumpur so that he can one day grow up to drop ship Chinese junk to Americans. One of the many victims/lolcows of rhodie9k and his trolling. Adam/goy is easy to make have a meltdown when you tell him that he has been catfished yet again by one of his ‘egirls’ , that he is overweight, or that he is not yellow- he is brown and a Muslim. (Adam takes pride in the fact that he is ‘yellow/Asian’ although his true skin tone is more a dark shade of brown and his family are practicing Muslims)

Guy 1: “who is this dumbass with a SS soldier pfp that is typing in broken English about age of consent laws?”

Guy 2 “oh that’s just punished goy, he’s sperging out after rhodie9k exposed him for liking CP again”