tobuscitis

When you watch too much Toby Turner and start to talk with a Tobuscus like voice and just can't shake the habit even when it drives every one you love crazy.

I just got done watching hours of Tobuscus now I have tobuscitis.

Make up and make out

When two persons are tired of their unkept anger towards each other and decided to make amends with a hot make out session!

Matt: Clara, I've been thinking about how dumb our fight was, I really thin-
Clara: Oh Matt, let's just make up and make out.
Matt: yahoooo!
Or
Juan: Oh Keith, how much I have missed you! I'm so sorry for our fights! I want nothing more than to cuddle and love you again.
Keith: oh man Juan, let's make up and make out!

diesel dyke

woman built like a brick shithouse, tattoos, piercings, and bigger cajones then you could ever wish for

seen on the street transferring a bumper sticker to her car that reads... HONK IF YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF

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splatmonkey

a really dirty bitch. in other terms (old dried up cum in between her pussy lips.)

that chick is a splatmonkey.

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Greif

(n.) synonimous for 'dumbass'

When in need of a friendly insult...
"Shutup you grief!"

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jagbag

synonymous with "jerkoff".. jagbag being most popular in the midwest region of the USA.

I was drivin' down the road when this jagbag cut me off.

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PhD

Phenomenal Hair Do

God damn! That chick's gotta phenomenal hair do!

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