wood

hard woody

I get a woody in the morning

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masterbate

Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.

Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.

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hong cong dong

Something u get at Wong's chinese hand laundry

I washed me close at Wong's and I got the Hong Cong Dong.

Its great!!!

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