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Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it
"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"
Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.
"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"
During a BJ, when the person getting sucked off starts to ejaculate, they slap the back of the blower's head to cause semen to come out of their nose.
wow, I gave her a white russian dragon, she literally spurted everywhere!
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