leaver

Someone who leaves their work to the last minute but to the surprise of others somehow miraculously gets top marks.

Bob: I've got about 8,500 words left to write for my dissertation

Guss: So you've only done 1,500? Dude that's due in on Monday! Everyone I know has done it!

Bob: Yeah. I always leave things to the last minute. I'm a leaver

Guss: You're crazy.

*month later*

Guss: So how did you do
Bob: I got a high first
Guss: I hate you.

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