Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.

Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!

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Mog'n

The act of running at full speed toward a wild animal/animals, preferably deer or geese, in order to scare the piss out of them

We went mog'n last night after this deer and it led us to even more deer.

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Goosh Cookie

A slang term for a vagina

I was havin some goosh cookies and milk last night. Delicious

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