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Another lame kirby imitation through text.
Kirby is dancing, with his usual confused look.

djblizihizake:Uh oh...i thinx its timez 4 sum KIRBY DANCE!!!!
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schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

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burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

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Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

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Rblazevski

A foreign asshole or prick.

Don't be such a Rblazevski!

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atomic atmosphere

Air sullied by the breaking of wind.

Woah don't go in there, it's one atomic atmosphere.

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boofus

Marijuana that has a strong smell

"I can smell that boofus from here. Golly gee, I'm sure it'll fuck us up good."

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