modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

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Earbashing

what alex does

"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.

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white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile

i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider

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Nass

Area between the nads and the ass

My kerchief reeks cuz I rubbed it all over my nass.

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Wrang

used as slang for wrong, but pronounced differently, sounding much like Brrr-aaange

shes pretty hot.... WRANG!
Nice hat... WRANG!

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mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

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high siding

In terms of motorcycles "High siding" is where a sliding bike's tires gets traction and flips. As you go hard into a turn instead of the bike slipping out under you it bites very hard and does sort of a lever action along its wheel base.

I broke the head on my bike when i high sided that turn last year. Lucky I didn't kill myself.

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