Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

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Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

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baller

To be like or as Claypac.

Real ballers drive Golf's with 1.8T swaps...nah mean?

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Na Fo Real

No way Are you Kidding

Lil'Jon:I just got ma damn car so crunk itz a fly hoopied.
Katrina:Na Fo Real
Lil'Jon:Fo Real

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hart

A buck... or male deer to all you non-hunters out there.

I just shot a hart! Come quick... the stag needs to be cleaned!

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Sack Beer

The act of pouring beer down a man's chest, letting it run down to his junk, where a girl lies underneath, mouth opened, drinking off his 'nads like a weird fountain.

Dumb jocks chanting: "SACK BEER! SACK BEER! SACK BEER!"

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Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

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