dalton

dalton is a liar, a hacker in the video game genre, a drug addicted bungus, and a rust roleplayer.

dude youre being a dalton

tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut

dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper