Certified Slap

A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.

"This song I keep listening to is definitely on my list of Certified Slaps. It's just dirty."

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Tar Scars

The tar that gets stuck to your feet when you are done surfing and get out of the water. Very hard to get off.

Dude i can never get those tar scars off of my rod.

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